<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481</id><updated>2011-11-27T23:01:41.373-02:00</updated><category term='b'/><title type='text'>Bate com Mamão el blog de la acción!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>71</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4840184329445195865</id><published>2009-04-23T01:13:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-23T01:22:16.898-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Lâmpada Queimada</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://lampburning.wordpress.com/"&gt;Passando aqui pra aparar a grama e de quebra divulgar o novo parceiro do Mamão... o bacanão LAMP BURNING! Passa lá que todo dia tem algo novo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lampburning.wordpress.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 199px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/Se_szDSNuHI/AAAAAAAAAgU/BBeRWQcNYH8/s400/Untitled-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327737246001772658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://lampburning.wordpress.com/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Graças a Douglas, André, e Maurício.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4840184329445195865?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4840184329445195865/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4840184329445195865&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4840184329445195865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4840184329445195865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2009/04/lampada-queimada.html' title='Lâmpada Queimada'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/Se_szDSNuHI/AAAAAAAAAgU/BBeRWQcNYH8/s72-c/Untitled-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7615306411332882210</id><published>2009-04-08T16:19:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T16:25:29.435-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Rocky Balboa</title><content type='html'>Um tributo ao maior héroi do cinema de todos os tempos. Rock Balboa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C8WiVuah_Bs&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C8WiVuah_Bs&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7615306411332882210?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7615306411332882210/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7615306411332882210&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7615306411332882210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7615306411332882210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2009/04/tributo-rocky-balboa.html' title='Rocky Balboa'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5458244220767032014</id><published>2009-04-08T11:45:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T10:33:48.512-03:00</updated><title type='text'>O mais novo golpe!</title><content type='html'>Um golpe muito do &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;maroto&lt;/span&gt; vem sendo aplicado nas grandes cidades.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/Sdy452cH3gI/AAAAAAAAAf4/6u-DVaWonm8/s1600-h/tirinha-fbi.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 284px; height: 330px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/Sdy452cH3gI/AAAAAAAAAf4/6u-DVaWonm8/s400/tirinha-fbi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322332163650608642" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5458244220767032014?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5458244220767032014/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5458244220767032014&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5458244220767032014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5458244220767032014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2009/04/o-mais-novo-golpe.html' title='O mais novo golpe!'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/Sdy452cH3gI/AAAAAAAAAf4/6u-DVaWonm8/s72-c/tirinha-fbi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6969553689895552732</id><published>2009-04-07T13:42:00.011-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T10:35:59.514-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Susto Revelador!</title><content type='html'>Grande parte dos gays tentam esconder o jogo e geralmente mantém uma vida dupla(isso segundo as pesquisas, não que eu saiba algo sobre isso), há casos que o individuo esconde seu lado afeminado da familia durante a maior parte da vida... no caso abaixo uma espécie de Sidney Magal estava em um de seus show.. tudo ia bem, ele até dava pinta de que derrapava nas curvas só que nada fora do comum. Até que...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNVTi7H0xB0&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNVTi7H0xB0&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Observe no 0:16 a cara de "acho que ninguem notou" que ele faz. hahá perdeu!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6969553689895552732?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6969553689895552732/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=6969553689895552732&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6969553689895552732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6969553689895552732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2009/04/susto-reveldor.html' title='Susto Revelador!'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-2098528606453173365</id><published>2009-04-07T13:38:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-07T13:39:01.910-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Como é um golaço no Hóquei?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ag52HRPpnVg&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ag52HRPpnVg&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-2098528606453173365?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2098528606453173365/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=2098528606453173365&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2098528606453173365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2098528606453173365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2009/04/como-e-um-golaco-no-hoquei.html' title='Como é um golaço no Hóquei?'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-1697132027258557538</id><published>2009-04-03T00:51:00.006-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T16:47:46.459-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Tenso</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SdWJO1n-6KI/AAAAAAAAAew/lFEql3VhII0/s1600-h/Piruca.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 659px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SdWJO1n-6KI/AAAAAAAAAew/lFEql3VhII0/s400/Piruca.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320309422814062754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para coroar o primeiro post de 2009!&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-1697132027258557538?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/1697132027258557538/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=1697132027258557538&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1697132027258557538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1697132027258557538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2009/04/tenso.html' title='Tenso'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SdWJO1n-6KI/AAAAAAAAAew/lFEql3VhII0/s72-c/Piruca.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4334766140717228440</id><published>2008-10-30T16:45:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-30T16:52:16.389-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pac-Man The Movie</title><content type='html'>Você não leu errado é isso mesmo: Pac-Man O Filme! Do clássico joguinho da Atari. Nos aqui do BATE achamos o trailer das gravações do filme que vazaram na net. Filmão imperdivél!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQoCKdTN5HI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/a0B3JYBkPxA/s1600-h/pac_man.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 164px; height: 114px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQoCKdTN5HI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/a0B3JYBkPxA/s400/pac_man.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263021493223023730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=3328688"&gt;Keith And Cody Halloween&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="360"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3328688,t=1,mt=video"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3328688,t=1,mt=video" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4334766140717228440?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4334766140717228440/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4334766140717228440&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4334766140717228440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4334766140717228440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/pac-man-movie.html' title='Pac-Man The Movie'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQoCKdTN5HI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/a0B3JYBkPxA/s72-c/pac_man.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8872347880622989204</id><published>2008-10-29T13:52:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T13:59:09.710-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pérolas do ENEM 2008</title><content type='html'>Esse ano o tema foi Aquecimento Global e teve muita gente defecando pelos dedos. Olha ai&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;01) “o problema da amazônia tem uma percussão mundial. Várias Ongs já se estalaram na floresta.” (e levaram o disco da Xuxa onde ela canta “Brincar de Índio”)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;02) “A amazônia é explorada de forma piedosa.” (…)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;03) “Vamos nos unir juntos de mãos dadas para salvar o planeta.” (o mundo tem mais um Capitão Planeta?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;04) “A floresta tá ali paradinha no lugar dela e vem o homem e créu.” (velocidade 5 do créu!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;05) “Tem que destruir os destruidores por que o destruimento salva a floresta.” (pra deixar bem claro o tamanho da destruição)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;06) “O grande excesso de desmatamento exagerado é a causa da devastação.” (pleonasmo é lei!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;07) “Espero que o desmatamento seja instinto.” (…)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;08) “A floresta está cheia de animais já extintos. Tem que parar de desmatar para que os animais que estão extintos possam se reproduzirem e aumentarem seu número respirando um ar mais limpo.” (os animais extintos também merecem uma cerveja para comemorar quando o ar estiver limpo)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;09) “A emoção de poluentes atmosféricos aquece a floresta.” (noffa)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10) “Tem empresas que contribui para a realização de árvores renováveis.” (todo mundo na vida tem que ter um filho, escrever um livro, e realizar uma árvore renovável)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11) “Animais ficam sem comida e sem dormida por causa das queimadas.” (esqueceu que também ficam sem o home theater e os dvd’s da coleção do Chaves)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12) “Precisamos de oxigênio para nossa vida eterna.” (amém)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13) “Os desmatadores cortam árvores naturais da natureza.” (e as renováveis?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14) “A principal vítima do desmatamento é a vida ecológica.” (deve ser culpa da morte ecológica)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15) “A amazônia tem valor ambiental ilastimável.” (ignorem, por favor)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16) “Explorar sem atingir árvores sedentárias.” (peguem só as que estiverem fazendo caminhadas e flexões)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17) “Os estrangeiros já demonstraram diversas fezes enteresse pela amazônia.” (ÃHN?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18) “Paremos e reflitemos.” (beleza)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19) “A floresta amazônica não pode ser destruída por pessoas não autorizadas.” (onde está o Guarda Belo nessas horas?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20) “Retirada claudestina de árvores.” (caraulio!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21) “Temos que criar leis legais contra isso.” (bacana)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22) “A camada de ozonel.” (Chris O’Zonnell?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23) “a amazônia está sendo devastada por pessoas que não tem senso de humor.” (a solução é colocar a o pessoal da Zorra Total pra cortar árvores)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24) “A cada hora, muitas árvores são derrubadas por mãos poluídas, sem coração.” (…)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25) “A amazônia está sofrendo um grande, enorme e profundíssimo desmatamento devastador, intenso e imperdoável.” (campeão da categoria “o mais enchedor de lingüiça”)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26) “Vamos gritar não à devastação e sim à reflorestação.” (NÃO!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27) “Uma vez que se paga uma punição xis, se ganha depois vários xises.” (gênio da matemática)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28) “A natureza está cobrando uma atitude mais energética dos governantes.” (red bull neles - dizem as árvores)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29) “O povo amazônico está sendo usado como bote expiatório.” (ótima)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30) “O aumento da temperatura na terra está cada vez mais aumentando.” (subindo!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31) “Na floresta amazônica tem muitos animais: passarinhos, leões, ursos, etc.” (…)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32) “Convivemos com a merchendagem e a politicagem.” (que burragem)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33) “Na cama dos deputados foram votadas muitas leis.” (imaginem as que foram votadas no banheiro deles!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34) “Os dismatamentos é a fonte de inlegalidade e distruição da froresta amazonia.” (oh god!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35) “O que vamos deixar para nossos antecedentes?” (dicionários)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36) “A fiscalisação tem que ser preservativa.” (lerê-lerê)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37) “Não podem explorar a Amazônia de maneira tão devassaladora.” (neologismo pra devastadora + avassaladora&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Achei no &lt;a href="http://www.circoarmado.com.br/haznos/"&gt;Haznos.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8872347880622989204?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8872347880622989204/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8872347880622989204&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8872347880622989204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8872347880622989204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/prolas-do-enem-2008.html' title='Pérolas do ENEM 2008'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6160659995066756462</id><published>2008-10-29T13:14:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T13:15:30.006-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Drible Espetacular</title><content type='html'>Nossa! Nada mais a dizer, veja.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IwFCEmbe7c8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IwFCEmbe7c8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6160659995066756462?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6160659995066756462/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=6160659995066756462&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6160659995066756462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6160659995066756462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/drible-espetacular.html' title='Drible Espetacular'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-2063326374916071200</id><published>2008-10-29T09:59:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T10:09:11.927-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Enquanto isso na sala do 4º PP..</title><content type='html'>Eu já escrevi aqui dicas para dormir em sala ou no trabalho &lt;a href="http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/soninho.html"&gt;clique aqui&lt;/a&gt; para ver esse post. Entretando parece que o pessoal não costuma acessar o BATE.. enfim ai dá nisso olhe só:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yxyvyi9QyGA&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yxyvyi9QyGA&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Créditos ao &lt;a href="http://fabioribas.blogspot.com/"&gt;Fábio Bolacha&lt;/a&gt; do Comando 93 e o soneca Victor bocaberta.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-2063326374916071200?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2063326374916071200/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=2063326374916071200&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2063326374916071200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2063326374916071200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/enquanto-isso-na-sala-do-4-pp.html' title='Enquanto isso na sala do 4º PP..'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8097483026764680210</id><published>2008-10-28T16:21:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T16:28:09.821-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Porquê?</title><content type='html'>Se o Pato Donald não usa calças.. porque ele enrola uma toalha na cintura quando sai do banho? &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdZlyCXlRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/s0My2Tbliso/s1600-h/gotgot.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 19px; height: 19px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdZlyCXlRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/s0My2Tbliso/s200/gotgot.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262273195227452690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdYjt9UEsI/AAAAAAAAAVs/PEbs9iLo84w/s1600-h/donald_duck_costume_04-187.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdYjt9UEsI/AAAAAAAAAVs/PEbs9iLo84w/s400/donald_duck_costume_04-187.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262272060261143234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8097483026764680210?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8097483026764680210/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8097483026764680210&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8097483026764680210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8097483026764680210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/porque.html' title='Porquê?'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdZlyCXlRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/s0My2Tbliso/s72-c/gotgot.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-9049951138388259769</id><published>2008-10-28T16:06:00.006-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T16:33:43.312-02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='b'/><title type='text'>Logomarcas Cretinas</title><content type='html'>Pode ter sido um descuido, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;talvez&lt;/span&gt; uma coincidência cruel ou um publicitário &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;pervertido&lt;/span&gt;. Na verdade por eu ter uma mente pura nem tinha me ligado na sacanagem por de trás (&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQda4v3yK5I/AAAAAAAAAWE/TN5VwhC5hMU/s1600-h/gotgot.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 19px; height: 19px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQda4v3yK5I/AAAAAAAAAWE/TN5VwhC5hMU/s200/gotgot.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262274620575329170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;) da marca.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVMy6o0_I/AAAAAAAAAVk/m29Simv4M3o/s1600-h/image0066.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVMy6o0_I/AAAAAAAAAVk/m29Simv4M3o/s400/image0066.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262268367920223218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVMz0rBQI/AAAAAAAAAVc/DlCxj7Pmmcg/s1600-h/image0055.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 189px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVMz0rBQI/AAAAAAAAAVc/DlCxj7Pmmcg/s400/image0055.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262268368163636482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVMc_zyEI/AAAAAAAAAVU/eTUVog3zTCw/s1600-h/image0044.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 171px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVMc_zyEI/AAAAAAAAAVU/eTUVog3zTCw/s400/image0044.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262268362036332610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVML_24mI/AAAAAAAAAVM/-7_NEzaPA8w/s1600-h/image0033.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 308px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQdVML_24mI/AAAAAAAAAVM/-7_NEzaPA8w/s400/image0033.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262268357473133154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-9049951138388259769?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/9049951138388259769/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=9049951138388259769&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/9049951138388259769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/9049951138388259769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/logomarcas-cretinas.html' title='Logomarcas Cretinas'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQda4v3yK5I/AAAAAAAAAWE/TN5VwhC5hMU/s72-c/gotgot.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4963237461077307629</id><published>2008-10-28T11:50:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T11:57:56.167-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Momento Cabeça</title><content type='html'>Estava eu e meu amigo &lt;a href="http://frutaqueopartiu.blogspot.com"&gt;André&lt;/a&gt; andando pelas bandas de Guarapuava até nos depararmos com uma "colméia" de cupins. O intesserando no vídeo (pelo menos eu achei) são dois cupins cabeçudos que ficam na entrada do cupinzeiro como se fossem dois guardas. Muito interessante!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/prG6kQXNq7k&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/prG6kQXNq7k&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4963237461077307629?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4963237461077307629/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4963237461077307629&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4963237461077307629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4963237461077307629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/momento-cabea.html' title='Momento Cabeça'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4792758141439259361</id><published>2008-10-28T11:28:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T11:41:22.365-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Estatísticas...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQcU82fxQSI/AAAAAAAAAVE/B2gWS57KDlw/s1600-h/grafico-02-10-08.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQcU82fxQSI/AAAAAAAAAVE/B2gWS57KDlw/s400/grafico-02-10-08.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262197725259186466" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4792758141439259361?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4792758141439259361/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4792758141439259361&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4792758141439259361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4792758141439259361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/10/estatsticas.html' title='Estatísticas...'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SQcU82fxQSI/AAAAAAAAAVE/B2gWS57KDlw/s72-c/grafico-02-10-08.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8621902121011534068</id><published>2008-09-04T14:53:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-09-05T14:40:14.304-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Enquanto isso na faculdade:</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SMAgpQOVpNI/AAAAAAAAAMc/EEpx-L3YYwY/s1600-h/Figura1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SMAgpQOVpNI/AAAAAAAAAMc/EEpx-L3YYwY/s400/Figura1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242225859361088722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8621902121011534068?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8621902121011534068/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8621902121011534068&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8621902121011534068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8621902121011534068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/09/huaaaaaaaaa.html' title='Enquanto isso na faculdade:'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SMAgpQOVpNI/AAAAAAAAAMc/EEpx-L3YYwY/s72-c/Figura1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7976599999718546956</id><published>2008-05-08T14:49:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T14:50:56.188-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Tiradas (Parte 2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SCM9YfLgxmI/AAAAAAAAALU/82dR4tlxY8c/s1600-h/ATgAAAAV8fx_WuYGeQgFng-FRzzpJ7YRdMTBH2lCUMKOhOB64dt6gJPms9XCbpWfZF9jZNbDlfFckmVOLc6xVL8BzEftAJtU9VAboGqaBfK71J6nCmx4Io0DmV9RJw.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Norris&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;9 - &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Chuck&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Norris&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; vendeu sua alma ao diabo para ter seu visual &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;bacana&lt;/span&gt; e suas habilidades &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;incomparáveis&lt;/span&gt; de artes marciais. Pouco tempo depois da &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;transação&lt;/span&gt; terminar, &lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;Chuck&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;Norris&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; deu um &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;roundhouse&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;kick&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; na cara do diabo e pegou sua alma de volta. O diabo, que aprecia ironia, não conseguiu ficar bravo e admitiu que deveria ter previsto isso. Eles agora jogam &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"&gt;poker&lt;/span&gt; todas as segundas quartas-feiras de cada mês.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para mais fatos &lt;a href="http://www.chucknorris.com.br/"&gt;clique aqui.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8648322748032110378?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8648322748032110378/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8648322748032110378&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8648322748032110378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8648322748032110378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/piada-do-dia_30.html' title='Piada do Dia'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8276145826685114878</id><published>2008-04-30T16:45:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-30T16:56:27.075-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Humor negro</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;E o prêmio da piada &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;mais&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; inconveniente vai para:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.orkut.com/CommPollVote.aspx?cmm=33784588&amp;amp;pct=1209464467&amp;amp;pid=1849491989"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;O brincalhão do orkut.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.haznosblog.kit.net/2008/humor_negro/humor_negro.gif"&gt;Aqui&lt;/a&gt; se não tiver orkut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBjN-vyPIII/AAAAAAAAAK8/5GBsEYBBl5M/s1600-h/knuttz_ueba_20.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBjN-vyPIII/AAAAAAAAAK8/5GBsEYBBl5M/s400/knuttz_ueba_20.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195128648034623618" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Ps. Eu não achei graça, ju&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;ro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8276145826685114878?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8276145826685114878/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8276145826685114878&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8276145826685114878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8276145826685114878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/humor-negro.html' title='Humor negro'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBjN-vyPIII/AAAAAAAAAK8/5GBsEYBBl5M/s72-c/knuttz_ueba_20.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4945488353955260109</id><published>2008-04-30T14:12:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-30T14:14:59.553-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 10)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBio8vyPIHI/AAAAAAAAAK0/C9bEFQhtvwk/s1600-h/failures_38.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBio8vyPIHI/AAAAAAAAAK0/C9bEFQhtvwk/s400/failures_38.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195087931744657522" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4945488353955260109?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4945488353955260109/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4945488353955260109&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4945488353955260109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4945488353955260109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-10.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 10)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBio8vyPIHI/AAAAAAAAAK0/C9bEFQhtvwk/s72-c/failures_38.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-3965401093486448645</id><published>2008-04-29T18:11:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-29T18:14:27.387-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Algo grande está para acontecer..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBePWPyPIGI/AAAAAAAAAKs/dLh8CVQvQ7o/s1600-h/Figura1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBePWPyPIGI/AAAAAAAAAKs/dLh8CVQvQ7o/s400/Figura1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194778307552288866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Clique na imagem para ampliar.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-3965401093486448645?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3965401093486448645/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=3965401093486448645&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3965401093486448645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3965401093486448645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/algo-grande-est-para-acontecer.html' title='Algo grande está para acontecer..'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBePWPyPIGI/AAAAAAAAAKs/dLh8CVQvQ7o/s72-c/Figura1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7597711288648412601</id><published>2008-04-25T17:49:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-25T17:49:23.074-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Mulher atirando</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5O14JsggUFI&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5O14JsggUFI&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7597711288648412601?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7597711288648412601/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7597711288648412601&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7597711288648412601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7597711288648412601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/mulher-atirando.html' title='Mulher atirando'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6594024465764254630</id><published>2008-04-25T17:35:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-25T17:38:18.478-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perde (Parte 9)</title><content type='html'>Sexta-Feira! Que beleza e um "Perdeu" hilário pra fechar a semana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBJA-fyPIFI/AAAAAAAAAKk/ViKWTdgt3co/s1600-h/drinkspillfail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBJA-fyPIFI/AAAAAAAAAKk/ViKWTdgt3co/s400/drinkspillfail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193284762739875922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Também, ao lado de duas loiras. Quem disse que "burrismo" não passa.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6594024465764254630?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6594024465764254630/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=6594024465764254630&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6594024465764254630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6594024465764254630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perde-parte-9.html' title='Perde (Parte 9)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBJA-fyPIFI/AAAAAAAAAKk/ViKWTdgt3co/s72-c/drinkspillfail.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5777223326656091323</id><published>2008-04-24T15:50:00.006-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-24T20:57:56.046-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Entrando pelo cano</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBDW-vyPICI/AAAAAAAAAKI/0Ws4JPTkq8w/s1600-h/067_podborka.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192886743825588258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBDW-vyPICI/AAAAAAAAAKI/0Ws4JPTkq8w/s400/067_podborka.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tremendo de um fanfarrão o encanador, né não?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5777223326656091323?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5777223326656091323/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5777223326656091323&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5777223326656091323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5777223326656091323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/entrando-pelo-cano.html' title='Entrando pelo cano'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SBDW-vyPICI/AAAAAAAAAKI/0Ws4JPTkq8w/s72-c/067_podborka.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-984611497103587806</id><published>2008-04-24T15:46:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-24T15:48:26.703-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Segredo do casamento eterno?</title><content type='html'>Esse &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;vídeo&lt;/span&gt; poderia entrar &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;facilmente&lt;/span&gt; na galeria "Perdeu". Mas esse merece um &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;post&lt;/span&gt; especial.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mdMpl66Wm6M&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mdMpl66Wm6M&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;PS&lt;/span&gt;. Esse Brito &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Júnior&lt;/span&gt; é um &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;babaca&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-984611497103587806?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/984611497103587806/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=984611497103587806&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/984611497103587806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/984611497103587806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/segredo-do-casamento-eterno.html' title='Segredo do casamento eterno?'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-1474503669025811541</id><published>2008-04-24T14:25:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-24T14:30:28.016-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Barulho Sonoro</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5QjPrNwa6k&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5QjPrNwa6k&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O cara é bom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-1474503669025811541?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/1474503669025811541/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=1474503669025811541&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1474503669025811541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1474503669025811541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/barulho-sonoro.html' title='Barulho Sonoro'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8338135904053590422</id><published>2008-04-23T15:09:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T15:15:42.535-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 8)</title><content type='html'>Da série: Fracasso nas alturas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/0,,MUL421920-5598,00.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/0,,MUL421920-5598,00.html"&gt;Equipes encontram balões, mas padre continua desaparecido"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;h5  style="font-style: italic; font-weight: normal;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;"Helicóptero, avião e embarcações participam das buscas pelo padre &lt;span&gt;Adelir de Carli&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Na terça, balões foram achados a cerca de 50 quilômetros da costa, em Florianópolis."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8338135904053590422?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8338135904053590422/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8338135904053590422&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8338135904053590422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8338135904053590422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-8.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 8)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4879176184133976804</id><published>2008-04-23T14:54:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T14:56:38.977-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 7)</title><content type='html'>Da série: Fracasso nas estradas. &lt;a href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2006/12/weird-truck-accidents.html"&gt;Clique aqui&lt;/a&gt; ou na imagem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2006/12/weird-truck-accidents.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA94IfyPIBI/AAAAAAAAAKA/dgLll0edFzM/s400/truck_accidents_10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192500982747963410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4879176184133976804?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4879176184133976804/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4879176184133976804&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4879176184133976804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4879176184133976804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-7.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 7)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA94IfyPIBI/AAAAAAAAAKA/dgLll0edFzM/s72-c/truck_accidents_10.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7978200444782912178</id><published>2008-04-23T14:43:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T14:59:53.238-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Arte no papel</title><content type='html'>Galeria com imagens bem legais de arte feita numa simples A4.  &lt;a href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2006/12/creative-paper-art.html"&gt;Clique aqui&lt;/a&gt; ou na imagem para ver. Muito Bom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2006/12/creative-paper-art.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA93EfyPIAI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/GJmYiAqxLLE/s400/paper_art_09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192499814516858882" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7978200444782912178?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7978200444782912178/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7978200444782912178&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7978200444782912178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7978200444782912178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/arte-no-papel.html' title='Arte no papel'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA93EfyPIAI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/GJmYiAqxLLE/s72-c/paper_art_09.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7188106897406761488</id><published>2008-04-22T15:27:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T15:32:11.430-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 6)</title><content type='html'>Nada melhor do que um "Perdeu" pra começar a semana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA4ujPyPH_I/AAAAAAAAAJw/j8xgmA67qS8/s1600-h/timming_pictures_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA4ujPyPH_I/AAAAAAAAAJw/j8xgmA67qS8/s400/timming_pictures_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192138603472297970" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Um brinde a todos os idiotas. rsrs&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7188106897406761488?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7188106897406761488/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7188106897406761488&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7188106897406761488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7188106897406761488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-6.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 6)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SA4ujPyPH_I/AAAAAAAAAJw/j8xgmA67qS8/s72-c/timming_pictures_01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4392228332374923219</id><published>2008-04-18T14:43:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-18T15:11:35.564-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Voltamos em breve</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sexta-feira&lt;/span&gt; chegou! E o melhor, a outra semana só começa na &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;terça-feira&lt;/span&gt;, e com ela o &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;BATE COM MAMÃO&lt;/span&gt; repleto de inutilidades. Mas isso só quando eu voltar de Acapulco.&lt;br /&gt;Falou galera até terça!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAjfaHEnUfI/AAAAAAAAAJo/bAHRtcibJDI/s1600-h/533531112_bb3fd9af50.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAjfaHEnUfI/AAAAAAAAAJo/bAHRtcibJDI/s400/533531112_bb3fd9af50.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190644210212491762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4392228332374923219?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4392228332374923219/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4392228332374923219&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4392228332374923219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4392228332374923219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/voltamos-em-breve.html' title='Voltamos em breve'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAjfaHEnUfI/AAAAAAAAAJo/bAHRtcibJDI/s72-c/533531112_bb3fd9af50.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5423129802462485547</id><published>2008-04-17T13:38:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-18T15:14:46.755-03:00</updated><title type='text'>O Fim está próximo</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Ontem conversando com uns amigos, chegamos a seguinte conclusão: O fim está próximo, devido aos acontecimentos no mínimo inusitados esta semana. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;    Pra começar, nesta Terça-feira saiu a noticia de que &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/ESP/Noticia/Motor/0,,MUL402132-1311,00-BARRICHELLO+E+O+MELHOR+DO+DIA+EM+BARCELONA.html"&gt;Rubinho havia feito a melhor volta nos treinos em Barcelona&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;, ta ai uma noticia que não se vê todo dia. Beleza deu pra &lt;/span&gt;ingulir&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;, afinal era um simples treino, eu e você sabemos que ele não vai ganhar.&lt;br /&gt;No mesmo dia &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" href="http://video.globo.com/Videos/Player/Esportes/0,,GIM815914-7824-ROMARIO+ANUNCIA+A+APOSENTADORIA+DO+FUTEBOL,00.html"&gt;Romário, anuncia que vai parar de jogar (finalmente)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. Na quarta-feira &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" href="http://video.globo.com/Videos/Player/Noticias/0,,GIM816222-7823-GUGA+VOLTA+A+VENCER+NAS+QUADRAS+DE+TENIS,00.html"&gt;Guga vence uma partida de tênis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. Isso de fato me assustou. Mais nada, nada mesmo me deixou tão assustado quanto a notícia divulgada ontem, quarta-feira.&lt;br /&gt;Roberto &lt;/span&gt;Cabrini&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; o &lt;/span&gt;fodão&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; do jornalismo agora na &lt;/span&gt;Band&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;, o cara que deu a notícia da morte do &lt;/span&gt;Senna&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. O mais irritado apresentador de Tele-Jornal, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://jornalnacional.globo.com/Jornalismo/JN/0,,AA1678528-3586,00-JORNALISTA+ROBERTO+CABRINI+DA+TV+RECORD+ESTA+PRESO+ACUSADO+DE+TRAFICO.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;foi preso, e acredite, por tráfico de drogas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. Depois dessa não tenho mais nada a comentar e também hoje não &lt;/span&gt;haverá&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; mais &lt;/span&gt;postagens&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. O fim está próximo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ps. A semana ainda não acabou.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5423129802462485547?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5423129802462485547/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5423129802462485547&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5423129802462485547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5423129802462485547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/o-fim-est-proximo.html' title='O Fim está próximo'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-1574907190391081273</id><published>2008-04-16T13:28:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T13:41:55.314-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Pole dancing</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Se você não viu o Programa do &lt;/span&gt;Jô&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; nesta última terça-feira, amigo você perdeu. Me desculpe as meninas, mas &lt;/span&gt;Flávia&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Alessandra&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;estava&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;fantástica&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; se é que me entendem. Se você perdeu, segue o &lt;/span&gt;vídeo&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; com um apresentação, digamos não das melhores no ponto de vista técnico, mas com sinceridade &lt;/span&gt;Flávia&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Alessandra&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; não precisa disso pra dar um &lt;/span&gt;Show&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;. Como diz o colega &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;Bolacha&lt;/span&gt; "-Eu adorei".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="392"&gt;&lt;param value="http://video.globo.com/Portal/videos/cda/player/player.swf" name="movie"&gt;&lt;param value="high" name="quality"&gt;&lt;param value="midiaId=816292&amp;amp;autoStart=false&amp;amp;width=480&amp;amp;height=392" name="FlashVars"&gt;&lt;embed width="480" height="392" flashvars="midiaId=816292&amp;amp;autoStart=false&amp;amp;width=480&amp;amp;height=392" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" src="http://video.globo.com/Portal/videos/cda/player/player.swf"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-1574907190391081273?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/1574907190391081273/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=1574907190391081273&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1574907190391081273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1574907190391081273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/pole-dancing.html' title='Pole dancing'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6923222175048184324</id><published>2008-04-15T15:42:00.006-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T17:58:58.044-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Relaxa e Estoura</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Bem, ontem postei aqui duas soluções para tirar aquele cochilo na sala de aula. Hoje o objetivo é para relaxar.. o &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"&gt;BATE &lt;/span&gt;faz de tudo te deixar feliz. Então vamos aos fatos, hoje ainda é terça-feira, ou seja, grandes merda o fim de semana ta longe pra chegar, algumas faculdades estão em semana de provas (pelos menos a minha está) e nada melhor  do que aquele plástico cheio de bolhinhas de ar, que é ótimo de estourar pra dar aqueeela relaxada e esquecer os problemas. Enfim, aposto que você nesse exato momento não tem nenhum desses por perto (ou ja finalizou com eles) então&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: normal;font-family:arial;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; é ai que o &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"&gt;BATE&lt;/span&gt; entra. Segue abaixo um plástico cheio de bolhinhas virtuais, e o melhor, são infinitas!! Então clique na imagem para Relaaaxar e estoura&lt;/span&gt;r.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gustavoguimaraes.com.br/arquivo/images/papelbolha.swf"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAT5FnEnUeI/AAAAAAAAAJg/bGDQYDny_1Q/s400/bolhas.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189546545420653026" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.gustavoguimaraes.com.br/arquivo/images/papelbolha.swf"&gt;Clique aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; ou na imagem para estourar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Claro que eu e você sabemos que existem coisas muito mais interressantes e divertidas para dar uma relaxada, porem você não está afim de faze-la no local de trabalho, está?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Está!? Então agora &lt;a href="http://www.topgatas.com/"&gt;clique aqui&lt;/a&gt; e divirta-se. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;(+18)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6923222175048184324?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6923222175048184324/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=6923222175048184324&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6923222175048184324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6923222175048184324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/relacha-e-estoura.html' title='Relaxa e Estoura'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAT5FnEnUeI/AAAAAAAAAJg/bGDQYDny_1Q/s72-c/bolhas.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-2620453846476649070</id><published>2008-04-14T15:14:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T15:16:48.683-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 5)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOfbHEnUdI/AAAAAAAAAJY/36tw0hs0pos/s1600-h/timming_pictures_02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOfbHEnUdI/AAAAAAAAAJY/36tw0hs0pos/s400/timming_pictures_02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189166483764629970" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"-Ao infinito e além!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-2620453846476649070?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2620453846476649070/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=2620453846476649070&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2620453846476649070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2620453846476649070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-5.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 5)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOfbHEnUdI/AAAAAAAAAJY/36tw0hs0pos/s72-c/timming_pictures_02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5699552017281965354</id><published>2008-04-14T15:01:00.006-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T15:22:50.408-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Soninho...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Só existem dois lugares melhores do que a &lt;/span&gt;própria&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; casa para tirar aquele &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;cochilo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. Na sala de aula e no trabalho. Já reparou que quando você &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;não&lt;/span&gt; pode dormir ai sim que dá &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;aqueeela&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; vontade de puxa uma &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;bába&lt;/span&gt;? Agora graças ao &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"&gt;Bate Com Mamão&lt;/span&gt; seus problemas acabaram! Segue ai duas &lt;/span&gt;excelentes&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; soluções para tal dilema.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Os &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;incrivéis&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Olhos de mentira&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;,  para te manter &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;ligadão&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOc9XEnUaI/AAAAAAAAAJA/-cuLbMx_Gx4/s1600-h/howtosleepatwork_3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOc9XEnUaI/AAAAAAAAAJA/-cuLbMx_Gx4/s400/howtosleepatwork_3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189163773640266146" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOdPnEnUbI/AAAAAAAAAJI/CpcaTHeoT1Q/s1600-h/howtosleepatwork_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOdPnEnUbI/AAAAAAAAAJI/CpcaTHeoT1Q/s400/howtosleepatwork_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189164087172878770" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Se este não funcionar, caso seja surpreendido pelo chefe/professor tente esse:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOdjHEnUcI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/m-sXLa33xj4/s1600-h/comodormiremsaladeaula.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOdjHEnUcI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/m-sXLa33xj4/s400/comodormiremsaladeaula.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189164422180327874" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Infalivel! Só não vale roncar, ai perdeu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5699552017281965354?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5699552017281965354/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5699552017281965354&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5699552017281965354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5699552017281965354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/soninho.html' title='Soninho...'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SAOc9XEnUaI/AAAAAAAAAJA/-cuLbMx_Gx4/s72-c/howtosleepatwork_3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5670840365232574859</id><published>2008-04-11T17:15:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-11T17:21:34.697-03:00</updated><title type='text'>INÚTILIDADES</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://www.getyourownstar.com"&gt;Você na calçada da fama.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://www.getyourownstar.com/"&gt;Clique aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; ou na imagem e escreva também seu nome na calçada da fama.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.getyourownstar.com"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R__HyKLjDiI/AAAAAAAAAI4/HW2Cn754lSM/s400/your_own_star.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188084960294276642" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.getyourownstar.com/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5670840365232574859?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5670840365232574859/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5670840365232574859&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5670840365232574859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5670840365232574859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/voc-na-calada-da-fama.html' title='INÚTILIDADES'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R__HyKLjDiI/AAAAAAAAAI4/HW2Cn754lSM/s72-c/your_own_star.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7748685007536593229</id><published>2008-04-11T14:08:00.005-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-11T14:16:26.705-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Fotos Curiosas (Parte 2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Essa merece aparecer entre as 'Fotos Curiosas' do Mamão, e bota curiosa nisso.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_-cAaLjDgI/AAAAAAAAAIo/BP1RoTwsoC0/s1600-h/nabo+seco.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_-cAaLjDgI/AAAAAAAAAIo/BP1RoTwsoC0/s400/nabo+seco.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188036826595790338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Haaja talento...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7748685007536593229?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7748685007536593229/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7748685007536593229&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7748685007536593229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7748685007536593229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/fotos-curiosas-parte-2_11.html' title='Fotos Curiosas (Parte 2)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_-cAaLjDgI/AAAAAAAAAIo/BP1RoTwsoC0/s72-c/nabo+seco.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7816035964718628874</id><published>2008-04-10T17:21:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-10T17:29:31.059-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piada (sem graça) do Dia</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;Competição desleal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uma &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;loira&lt;/span&gt; entrou na competição de natação, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;mod&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;alidade peito&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;As outras competidoras eram uma&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;morena&lt;/span&gt; e uma &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;ruiva&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;A &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;morena&lt;/span&gt; chegou em prime&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;iro a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;ruiva&lt;/span&gt; em segundo. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Após um certo tempo, ch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;ega a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;loira&lt;/span&gt;, complemente exausta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Depois de ser&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt; reanimada com café e cobertores, ela fala&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;- Nã&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;o quero reclamar, mas acho que aquelas outras &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;duas &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;usaram os braços&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;. o/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_54V6LjDfI/AAAAAAAAAIg/0LWXZsTMqGI/s1600-h/pig+smile.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_54V6LjDfI/AAAAAAAAAIg/0LWXZsTMqGI/s400/pig+smile.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187716138567667186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok ok não foi das melhores, mas aposto que você no mínimo esboçou um "quase" sorrizinho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Essa foi pro colega &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Porcão.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7816035964718628874?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7816035964718628874/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7816035964718628874&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6605958963385659630</id><published>2008-04-10T13:58:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-10T14:10:01.153-03:00</updated><title type='text'>"Publicidismo e Propagandagem"</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Post destinado aos admiradores da arte da persuasão. Segue abaixo o polêmico e fantástico comercial do Playstation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iRv1vx1SHXY&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iRv1vx1SHXY&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://perdidonaweb.blogspot.com/2008/04/publicidade-algumas-campanhas-do.html"&gt;Clique aqui&lt;/a&gt; e confira uma galeria com mais anúncios impactantes do Playstation.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6605958963385659630?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5754477638859849017</id><published>2008-04-10T13:25:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-10T13:28:22.585-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Cara do dedão (Parte 2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_4_n6LjDcI/AAAAAAAAAII/ktui4ACOt74/s1600-h/tatoo-01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_4_n6LjDcI/AAAAAAAAAII/ktui4ACOt74/s400/tatoo-01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187653775642529218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;O que seria deste blog se não fosse os comentários... rsrsrs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_4_9KLjDdI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/C5cdQIfi0KU/s1600-h/bolacha.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_4_9KLjDdI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/C5cdQIfi0KU/s400/bolacha.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187654140714749394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5754477638859849017?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5754477638859849017/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5754477638859849017&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5204091774373106318</id><published>2008-04-09T13:57:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T14:34:33.887-03:00</updated><title type='text'>GPS de Pobre</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_z3uKLjDbI/AAAAAAAAAIA/w5211jxTRw0/s1600-h/gps+de+pobre.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_z3uKLjDbI/AAAAAAAAAIA/w5211jxTRw0/s400/gps+de+pobre.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187293243202801074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Sugestão pra você que o máximo de tecnologia de acessórios no carro é um cinto de 3 pontos, ta ai um GPS exclusivo, pra tirar uma onda no trânsito. ;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5204091774373106318?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5204091774373106318/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5204091774373106318&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5204091774373106318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5204091774373106318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/gps-de-pobre.html' title='GPS de Pobre'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_z3uKLjDbI/AAAAAAAAAIA/w5211jxTRw0/s72-c/gps+de+pobre.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8437998460345897727</id><published>2008-04-08T13:53:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T14:03:17.746-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Podia fica sem essa</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/ESP/Noticia/Motor/0,,MUL392214-1311,00-RUBINHO+SE+ME+DEREM+CARRO+SEREI+CAMPEAO.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Rubinho diz que se lhe derem um carro será campeão.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/ESP/Noticia/Motor/0,,MUL392214-1311,00-RUBINHO+SE+ME+DEREM+CARRO+SEREI+CAMPEAO.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ujw50RbUI/AAAAAAAAAGg/-Be_tmF4-ZQ/s400/0,,14387770-EX,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186919456396373314" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Eu até gostaria de acredita no Rubinho, mas se ele não conseguiu com uma &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Ferrari&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;F-E-R-R-A-R-I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;) quem dirá agora &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;com uma Hon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;da.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8437998460345897727?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8437998460345897727/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8437998460345897727&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8437998460345897727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8437998460345897727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/podia-fica-sem-essa.html' title='Podia fica sem essa'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ujw50RbUI/AAAAAAAAAGg/-Be_tmF4-ZQ/s72-c/0,,14387770-EX,00.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-104586690938081080</id><published>2008-04-07T17:03:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:08:00.941-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Mundo animal</title><content type='html'>Algo curioso está acontecendo enquanto a menina dança...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BefWAuVrzCc&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BefWAuVrzCc&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-104586690938081080?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/104586690938081080/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=104586690938081080&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/104586690938081080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/104586690938081080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/mundo-animal_07.html' title='Mundo animal'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-3419817977348407849</id><published>2008-04-07T13:20:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T13:29:32.843-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 4)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_pL4Z0RbTI/AAAAAAAAAGY/xjCrkaXlauA/s1600-h/76445964.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_pL4Z0RbTI/AAAAAAAAAGY/xjCrkaXlauA/s400/76445964.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186541353245437234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Essa semana promete.  Aguardem.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-3419817977348407849?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3419817977348407849/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=3419817977348407849&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3419817977348407849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3419817977348407849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-4.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 4)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_pL4Z0RbTI/AAAAAAAAAGY/xjCrkaXlauA/s72-c/76445964.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-7052363595891486549</id><published>2008-04-06T03:11:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T03:26:50.813-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Eu morro e não vejo tudo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL388960-6091,00-MULHER+ATROPELADA+POR+CACHORRO+DA+POLICIA+GANHA+INDENIZACAO+DE+US+MIL.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Mulher atropelada por cachorro da polícia ganha &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;indenização&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; de &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;US&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;$ 300 mil&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h5  style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;"Vítima teve &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"  style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;fratura&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; na pélvis e queria &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"  style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;US&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;$ 580 mil de reparação.&lt;br /&gt;Acidente aconteceu quando &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" &gt;pastor alemão engatou marcha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; de &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"  style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;caminhonete&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; estacionada."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL388960-6091,00-MULHER+ATROPELADA+POR+CACHORRO+DA+POLICIA+GANHA+INDENIZACAO+DE+US+MIL.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hqF50RbRI/AAAAAAAAAGI/v8l_7teSiyY/s400/0,,14384946-EX,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186011620569083154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;   &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Testemunha diz que fato ocorreu quando vitima dizia &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"-Eu morro e não vejo tudo"&lt;/span&gt;. Bem, cedo de mais pra dizer acha não?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-7052363595891486549?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7052363595891486549/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=7052363595891486549&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7052363595891486549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/7052363595891486549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/eu-morro-e-no-vejo-tudo.html' title='Eu morro e não vejo tudo'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hqF50RbRI/AAAAAAAAAGI/v8l_7teSiyY/s72-c/0,,14384946-EX,00.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8235052049342550782</id><published>2008-04-06T02:31:00.006-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T02:54:08.973-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Mascote (Parte 2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hihZ0RbPI/AAAAAAAAAF4/8YujVqtKkXg/s1600-h/mamao.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hihZ0RbPI/AAAAAAAAAF4/8YujVqtKkXg/s200/mamao.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186003296922463474" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;        Bom pessoal, hoje é &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;domingo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; e não tenho absolutamente &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;p..@#$%&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; nenhuma pra fazer. Então pensei, bora  postar alguma &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;p..@#$%&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; qualquer no blog e aqui estou eu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;    Olhando as sugestões dos amigos batedeiros, para o nome do nosso mascote fiquei absurdamente confuso para escolher o nome, alias quero agradecer as inúmeras sugestões da galera. (inúmeras?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hjAJ0RbQI/AAAAAAAAAGA/N3sqFYh7TNU/s1600-h/bl.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hjAJ0RbQI/AAAAAAAAAGA/N3sqFYh7TNU/s400/bl.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186003825203440898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;    Visto que o pessoal anda &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;"&gt;inspirado&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;, peço encarecidamente (mais uma vez) que mandem mais sugestões. Irei escolher as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;cinco&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; melhores (ou as cinco únicas) ai posto aqui pra vocês escolherem. Então manda vê ai cambada do mamão! Bora batizar o mascote.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8235052049342550782?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8235052049342550782/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8235052049342550782&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8235052049342550782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8235052049342550782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/mascote-parte-2.html' title='Mascote (Parte 2)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_hihZ0RbPI/AAAAAAAAAF4/8YujVqtKkXg/s72-c/mamao.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-3989009543938860387</id><published>2008-04-04T15:37:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T15:39:50.054-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Em breve nova tipografia do BcM Aguardem!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Z1u50RbLI/AAAAAAAAAFY/m8DIXVWeBIM/s1600-h/cara+de+bunda+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Z1u50RbLI/AAAAAAAAAFY/m8DIXVWeBIM/s400/cara+de+bunda+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185461469618203826" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-3989009543938860387?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3989009543938860387/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=3989009543938860387&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3989009543938860387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3989009543938860387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/em-breve-nova-tipografia-do-bcm.html' title='Em breve nova tipografia do BcM Aguardem!'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Z1u50RbLI/AAAAAAAAAFY/m8DIXVWeBIM/s72-c/cara+de+bunda+copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-164191187356883821</id><published>2008-04-04T14:42:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T14:50:31.071-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Desantres no Photoshop</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;O &lt;/span&gt;Photoshop&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;  é um programa mágico, pode fazer milagres  com uma foto.  Se você  costuma usa-lo pra fazer seus trabalhos &lt;a href="http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/"&gt;clique aqui&lt;/a&gt;  ou na imagem e aprenda o que &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;não&lt;/span&gt; se deve  fazer  no  photoshop.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ZovJ0RbKI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/g6kI2Qr64iM/s400/curves.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185447180262010018" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-164191187356883821?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/164191187356883821/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=164191187356883821&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/164191187356883821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/164191187356883821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/desantres-no-photoshop.html' title='Desantres no Photoshop'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ZovJ0RbKI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/g6kI2Qr64iM/s72-c/curves.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6236794579215668317</id><published>2008-04-04T14:01:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T14:05:00.381-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Lançamento das Camisetas Molhadas BcM</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ZfJZ0RbJI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Jat9Wv5iEZA/s1600-h/teste31-03-08.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ZfJZ0RbJI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Jat9Wv5iEZA/s400/teste31-03-08.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185436636117298322" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Meninas!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; Adquiram já a sua!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6236794579215668317?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6236794579215668317/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=6236794579215668317&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6236794579215668317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6236794579215668317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/lanamento-das-camisetas-molhadas-bcm.html' title='Lançamento das Camisetas Molhadas BcM'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_ZfJZ0RbJI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Jat9Wv5iEZA/s72-c/teste31-03-08.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-3574266727490652153</id><published>2008-04-03T17:44:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T17:55:21.381-03:00</updated><title type='text'>This is Spartaaa!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.bestofthemisc.com/photoshops/madness-this-is-photochoooooopz-hilarious-300-photoshops/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_VDkZ0RbII/AAAAAAAAAFA/Y9uQOd5mxgc/s400/6f0h9io.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185124838671477890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;O que é isso? Isso é Esparta!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clique &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://www.bestofthemisc.com/photoshops/madness-this-is-photochoooooopz-hilarious-300-photoshops/"&gt;aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt; e confira uma engraçada galeria de montagens e gifs animados com Rei de Esparta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-3574266727490652153?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3574266727490652153/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=3574266727490652153&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3574266727490652153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/3574266727490652153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/this-is-spartaaa.html' title='This is Spartaaa!'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_VDkZ0RbII/AAAAAAAAAFA/Y9uQOd5mxgc/s72-c/6f0h9io.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-949437267473235827</id><published>2008-04-03T15:04:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T15:15:10.234-03:00</updated><title type='text'>De baixo pra cima</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PopArte/0,,MUL386184-7084,00-MOSTRA+ALEMA+REUNE+ANUNCIOS+PUBLICITARIOS+INUSITADOS.html"&gt;Mostra alemã reúne anúncios publicitários inusitados&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h5 style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;"Exposição reúne campanhas feitas para &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;supr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;eend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;er&lt;/span&gt; e chocar o público."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;"Entre as campanhas inusitadas está um urinol instalado a dois metros de altura, que chama a atenção para uma empresa aérea que oferece mais espaço para passageiros com pernas compridas."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h5 style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Udfp0RbFI/AAAAAAAAAEk/f_sNKdbxWco/s1600-h/0,,14373166,00.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Udfp0RbFI/AAAAAAAAAEk/f_sNKdbxWco/s400/0,,14373166,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185082975625243730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;  Bem, pra mim isso se parece mais uma bela &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;soluç&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;ão&lt;/span&gt; pra se mijar de pau duro sem &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;errar&lt;/span&gt;  o alvo &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;né&lt;/span&gt; não? &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;rsrs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h5 style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UdVp0RbEI/AAAAAAAAAEc/ePYBLoo5m3s/s1600-h/0,,14373166,00.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-949437267473235827?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/949437267473235827/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=949437267473235827&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/949437267473235827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/949437267473235827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/de-baixo-pra-cima.html' title='De baixo pra cima'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Udfp0RbFI/AAAAAAAAAEk/f_sNKdbxWco/s72-c/0,,14373166,00.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4483836028684643851</id><published>2008-04-03T14:31:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T14:53:02.225-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Enquanto uns trabalham os cientistas pesquisam</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Ciencia/0,,MUL386301-5603,00-POLVOS+PODEM+MATAR+POR+CIUMES+DIZEM+CIENTISTAS.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Polvos podem matar por ciúmes, dizem cientistas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Pesquisa desvendou comportamento sexual de polvos da Indonésia&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;___________________________________________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UY7J0RbCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/x90imlUZsTs/s1600-h/533531112_bb3fd9af50.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UY7J0RbCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/x90imlUZsTs/s320/533531112_bb3fd9af50.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185077950513507362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;  &lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Não vou dormir de preocupação.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4483836028684643851?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4483836028684643851/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4483836028684643851&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4483836028684643851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4483836028684643851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/enquanto-uns-trabalham-os-cientistas.html' title='Enquanto uns trabalham os cientistas pesquisam'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UY7J0RbCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/x90imlUZsTs/s72-c/533531112_bb3fd9af50.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-647494790326066101</id><published>2008-04-03T13:57:00.006-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T16:34:26.509-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piada do Dia</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_URu50RbBI/AAAAAAAAAEE/PUDnkFdEPuc/s1600-h/timerda.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_URu50RbBI/AAAAAAAAAEE/PUDnkFdEPuc/s200/timerda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185070043478715410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Entrevista com Ronaldo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div id="piada_right2"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102); font-weight: bold;"&gt;O reporte pergunta&lt;/span&gt; - Ronaldo você já fez história em muitos clubes da &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Eur&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;opa&lt;/span&gt; e na &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;seleção&lt;/span&gt;, porque você  não tenta agora em um  clube no Brasil?  No palmeiras talvez?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;Ronaldo responde&lt;/span&gt; - Não, no palmeiras já fizeram muita história. Edmundo, Marcos, não cabe a mim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;O reporte insiste&lt;/span&gt; -  E no São Paulo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;Ronaldo responde&lt;/span&gt; - Não, lá também &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;já&lt;/span&gt; fizeram história &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Rogério&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Ceni&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Rai&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;Kaka&lt;/span&gt;. Não cabe a mim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;O reporte já irritado fala&lt;/span&gt; - Ronaldo, então porque você não vai pra merda!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;Ronaldo responde&lt;/span&gt; - Não, lá &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;já&lt;/span&gt; fizeram historia &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;Tevez&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;Mascherano&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;Roger&lt;/span&gt;...&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-647494790326066101?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/647494790326066101/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=647494790326066101&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/647494790326066101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/647494790326066101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/piada-do-dia.html' title='Piada do Dia'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_URu50RbBI/AAAAAAAAAEE/PUDnkFdEPuc/s72-c/timerda.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-9036836626886970909</id><published>2008-04-03T13:43:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T13:48:34.905-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Mascote</title><content type='html'>Depois  de receber inúmeros pedidos e sugestões para o Mascote do Bate Com Mamão, enfim consegui finaliza-lo. Espero que tenham gostado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UJRZ0Ra-I/AAAAAAAAADs/ehOfzVE4wJ4/s1600-h/mamao.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UJRZ0Ra-I/AAAAAAAAADs/ehOfzVE4wJ4/s400/mamao.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185060740579552226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Próximo passo agora, é batizar nosso amigo de luvas, e vocês é que irão escolher.&lt;br /&gt;Comente e deixe sua sugestão.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-9036836626886970909?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/9036836626886970909/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=9036836626886970909&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/9036836626886970909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/9036836626886970909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/mascote.html' title='Mascote'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_UJRZ0Ra-I/AAAAAAAAADs/ehOfzVE4wJ4/s72-c/mamao.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-6059582415732113895</id><published>2008-04-01T14:28:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T14:29:15.972-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 3)</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IFX4zhNubBI&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IFX4zhNubBI&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-6059582415732113895?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6059582415732113895/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=6059582415732113895&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6059582415732113895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/6059582415732113895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/perdeu-parte-3.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 3)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-719197452713544178</id><published>2008-04-01T14:20:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T14:21:26.035-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Eles voltaram...</title><content type='html'>Em um só.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Ju5J0Ra9I/AAAAAAAAADk/ow7zBjZ8iQI/s1600-h/fat_dog_006+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Ju5J0Ra9I/AAAAAAAAADk/ow7zBjZ8iQI/s400/fat_dog_006+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184328049223625682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-719197452713544178?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/719197452713544178/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=719197452713544178&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/719197452713544178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/719197452713544178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/eles-voltaram.html' title='Eles voltaram...'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_Ju5J0Ra9I/AAAAAAAAADk/ow7zBjZ8iQI/s72-c/fat_dog_006+copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8556735759506590993</id><published>2008-04-01T13:53:00.004-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T13:49:39.345-03:00</updated><title type='text'>E o prêmio de melhor tattoo vai para...</title><content type='html'>O cara do dedão.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_JovZ0Ra8I/AAAAAAAAADc/yWdHL9Y2jqY/s1600-h/tatoo-01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_JovZ0Ra8I/AAAAAAAAADc/yWdHL9Y2jqY/s400/tatoo-01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184321284650134466" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Perdeu a mão. Não o senso de humor. ;D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8556735759506590993?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8556735759506590993/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8556735759506590993&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8556735759506590993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8556735759506590993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/04/e-o-prmio-de-melhor-tattoo-vai-para.html' title='E o prêmio de melhor tattoo vai para...'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R_JovZ0Ra8I/AAAAAAAAADc/yWdHL9Y2jqY/s72-c/tatoo-01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-1408951005057735089</id><published>2008-03-25T17:51:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-03-25T17:53:02.060-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Foram as cegonhas que trouxeram você…</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R-lmDZ0Ra2I/AAAAAAAAACY/H0ENx_uBVXQ/s1600-h/cegonhas.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R-lmDZ0Ra2I/AAAAAAAAACY/H0ENx_uBVXQ/s400/cegonhas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181785054922238818" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-1408951005057735089?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/1408951005057735089/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=1408951005057735089&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1408951005057735089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1408951005057735089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/03/foram-as-cegonhas-que-trouxeram-voc.html' title='Foram as cegonhas que trouxeram você…'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R-lmDZ0Ra2I/AAAAAAAAACY/H0ENx_uBVXQ/s72-c/cegonhas.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4424933774056490497</id><published>2008-01-24T06:04:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-01-24T06:05:41.829-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu (Parte 2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R5hGtvx7x5I/AAAAAAAAACI/W6u1W0jQ6WQ/s1600-h/tatoo-fuck-02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R5hGtvx7x5I/AAAAAAAAACI/W6u1W0jQ6WQ/s400/tatoo-fuck-02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158951124886865810" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4424933774056490497?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4424933774056490497/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4424933774056490497&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4424933774056490497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4424933774056490497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/01/perdeu-parte-2.html' title='Perdeu (Parte 2)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R5hGtvx7x5I/AAAAAAAAACI/W6u1W0jQ6WQ/s72-c/tatoo-fuck-02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-2028846669426016033</id><published>2008-01-11T00:45:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2008-01-24T06:03:54.090-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Perdeu</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Um dia a casa cai...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4bZavr6yrI/AAAAAAAAACA/FjlIpgyw29Q/s1600-h/you_fail_004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154045877072612018" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4bZavr6yrI/AAAAAAAAACA/FjlIpgyw29Q/s400/you_fail_004.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-2028846669426016033?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2028846669426016033/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=2028846669426016033&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2028846669426016033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2028846669426016033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/01/um-dia-casa-cai.html' title='Perdeu'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4bZavr6yrI/AAAAAAAAACA/FjlIpgyw29Q/s72-c/you_fail_004.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-4435444606482412821</id><published>2008-01-09T02:33:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T02:33:47.203-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Cacete de Agulha</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e9ZKCBXwrqQ&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e9ZKCBXwrqQ&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Simplesmente encorajador...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-4435444606482412821?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4435444606482412821/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=4435444606482412821&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4435444606482412821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/4435444606482412821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/01/cacete-de-agulha_09.html' title='Cacete de Agulha'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-2117249596208765788</id><published>2008-01-09T02:18:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T02:23:43.138-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fotos curiosas (Parte 1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Percebeu algo diferente na foto abaixo?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4RLWfr6yqI/AAAAAAAAAB4/aWP4dUFJE90/s1600-h/anabolism.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4RLWfr6yqI/AAAAAAAAAB4/aWP4dUFJE90/s400/anabolism.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153326723453602466" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;É eu também, o sr. Donkey Kong ali. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt;(Clique na imagem para ampliar)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-2117249596208765788?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2117249596208765788/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=2117249596208765788&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2117249596208765788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/2117249596208765788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/01/fotos-curiosas-parte-1.html' title='Fotos curiosas (Parte 1)'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4RLWfr6yqI/AAAAAAAAAB4/aWP4dUFJE90/s72-c/anabolism.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-8201009551320746613</id><published>2008-01-09T02:12:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T02:16:44.124-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pense nisso...</title><content type='html'>Você nunca mais  vai  abrir seus  presentes como antes...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4RJxPr6ypI/AAAAAAAAABw/ZBHMZiixcy8/s1600-h/natal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4RJxPr6ypI/AAAAAAAAABw/ZBHMZiixcy8/s400/natal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153324983991847570" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Tá legal isso é uma piada eu sei, quem liga pra uma pobre caixa de presentes...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-8201009551320746613?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8201009551320746613/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=8201009551320746613&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8201009551320746613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/8201009551320746613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/01/pense-nisso.html' title='Pense nisso...'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4RJxPr6ypI/AAAAAAAAABw/ZBHMZiixcy8/s72-c/natal.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5914847339531753880</id><published>2008-01-06T18:00:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2008-01-06T18:09:31.422-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Enquanto isso em Dubai...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4Ez0_r6yoI/AAAAAAAAABo/HUChPgNLVMY/s1600-h/respondido-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4Ez0_r6yoI/AAAAAAAAABo/HUChPgNLVMY/s400/respondido-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152456434230413954" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;                                                   (Clique na imagem para ampliar)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5914847339531753880?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5914847339531753880/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5914847339531753880&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5914847339531753880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5914847339531753880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2008/01/enquanto-isso-em-dubai.html' title='Enquanto isso em Dubai...'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R4Ez0_r6yoI/AAAAAAAAABo/HUChPgNLVMY/s72-c/respondido-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-1732155661608473947</id><published>2007-12-04T22:43:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T14:53:09.680-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Tiradas</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Essa tira o &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Berto&lt;/span&gt; amigo meu me passo.  Se &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;vc&lt;/span&gt; pensa que tem bom humor esqueça &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;vc&lt;/span&gt; é um lixo, saca o doutor.. um exemplo de profissionalismo.  (&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;haha&lt;/span&gt;) &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;=D &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Clique na imagem para ampliar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1X4w-3gfZI/AAAAAAAAABM/ZpwzX7Q97ME/s1600-h/hoho.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1X4w-3gfZI/AAAAAAAAABM/ZpwzX7Q97ME/s400/hoho.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140288070106512786" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Tremendo &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;fanfarrão&lt;/span&gt; né não? ¬¬&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-1732155661608473947?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/1732155661608473947/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=1732155661608473947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1732155661608473947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/1732155661608473947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2007/12/mdico-fanfarro.html' title='Tiradas'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1X4w-3gfZI/AAAAAAAAABM/ZpwzX7Q97ME/s72-c/hoho.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-658133250449705247</id><published>2007-12-04T13:09:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T13:24:19.023-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Mosqueteiro V</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Lembram dele? O &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Timão&lt;/span&gt; já não andava bem das pernas e a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;diretoria&lt;/span&gt; aparece com o mais novo reforço.. o mosqueteiro V.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1VuIO3gfXI/AAAAAAAAAA8/z2WXxQR0HXY/s1600-h/mosqetero5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1VuIO3gfXI/AAAAAAAAAA8/z2WXxQR0HXY/s320/mosqetero5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140135637422210418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;E &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;segundo&lt;/span&gt; os jogadores do &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;conringão&lt;/span&gt; devido a crenças e etc.. não irão andar de avião a partir  do ano  que vem, isso quer dizer que  enfim nosso amigo mosqueteiro V vai ser titular. Afinal do jeito que andas as coisas  é &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;capaz&lt;/span&gt; do avião cair também (sacaram?) &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;rsrsrsr&lt;/span&gt; =P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bom pessoal hoje é terça-feira, mas pro &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;timão&lt;/span&gt; ainda é &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;segunda&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;haha&lt;/span&gt;!). &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;Poh&lt;/span&gt; isso já ta ficando sem graça, a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;segunda&lt;/span&gt; maior torcida do &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;brasil&lt;/span&gt; na &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;segunda &lt;/span&gt;divisão.. seria ironia do destino?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Isso &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;já&lt;/span&gt; fico chato, fica zoando os &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;corinthiano&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"&gt;poo&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"&gt;vamo&lt;/span&gt; para com isso. Zoa &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"&gt;conrinthiano&lt;/span&gt; é igual bate em preso, chuta cachorro morto, joga terra em &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"&gt;defunto&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"&gt;Vamo&lt;/span&gt; para com isso! =P &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16"&gt;uhuh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-658133250449705247?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/658133250449705247/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=658133250449705247&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/658133250449705247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/658133250449705247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2007/12/mosqueteiro-v.html' title='Mosqueteiro V'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1VuIO3gfXI/AAAAAAAAAA8/z2WXxQR0HXY/s72-c/mosqetero5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5886567657347749481.post-5806052931727095889</id><published>2007-12-04T05:00:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T16:32:50.337-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Olá sr. BATE COM MAMÃO!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SdZkXGGvZDI/AAAAAAAAAfM/AySIwpudbfs/s1600-h/seloBATE.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 120px; height: 80px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SdZkXGGvZDI/AAAAAAAAAfM/AySIwpudbfs/s400/seloBATE.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320550357723472946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1T9KO3gfWI/AAAAAAAAAA0/Slsb97Ij_Jg/s1600-h/bcm_logo2.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/R1T9KO3gfWI/AAAAAAAAAA0/Slsb97Ij_Jg/s320/bcm_logo2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140011426968010082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;É isso ai pessoal! As festas de fim de ano chegando, o &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255); font-weight: bold;" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;corinthians&lt;/span&gt; na &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;segundona&lt;/span&gt; o/ &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;uhuh&lt;/span&gt; e &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;haaa&lt;/span&gt;!! que rufem os tambores... o &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;Bate com Mamão&lt;/span&gt; entrando em campo para te fazer &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;companhia nessas férias!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E é nesse clima de férias que não irei postar nada hoje afinal preciso ajustar algumas coisinhas básica =D para enfim começar a "trabalhar".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Então queridos estamos ai precisando de suas sugestões, idéias e toda a colaboração possivel para que o blog se torne cada vez mais agradavél e interessante. o/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Isso ai vamo que vamo &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"&gt;Batendo com Mamão&lt;/span&gt; ou com o que vc preferir rsrs abraço a todos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5886567657347749481-5806052931727095889?l=batecommamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5806052931727095889/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5886567657347749481&amp;postID=5806052931727095889&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5806052931727095889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5886567657347749481/posts/default/5806052931727095889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://batecommamao.blogspot.com/2007/12/ol-sr-batendo-com-mamo.html' title='Olá sr. BATE COM MAMÃO!'/><author><name>Maurício!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16330263903803101538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVkSJIayOmo/SdZkXGGvZDI/AAAAAAAAAfM/AySIwpudbfs/s72-c/seloBATE.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
